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my brother and i were talking deeply while fighting over which team to be on in the soccer thing in rayman legends. is it gay to hold raymans hand since it's not technically attached to him? we decided it makes you not gay but it makes him gay because it is still his hand and holding another dude's hand.

It depends on how far away the hand is from Rayman, I think. If it's far enough away then it isn't gay.

ok so if his hand is farther away from him does it mean neither of you are gay? or does it make just you gay? does it only mean he is gay if his hand is closer to his body

if it's under 35 meters then it's gay, but if it's over it's not gay.

here's baro's response:
"[10:01:34 PM] Baro: dear big green,

your brother and you are right, he is incredibly homosexual if you hold his hand because it's his but it's not for you, you're just holding a disconnected hand. it's definitely indulging in a guro fetish if you hold his hand though.

sincerely,
****"

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here's baro's response:
"[10:01:34 PM] Baro: dear big green,

your brother and you are right, he is incredibly homosexual if you hold his hand because it's his but it's not for you, you're just holding a disconnected hand. it's definitely indulging in a guro fetish if you hold his hand though.

sincerely,
****"

what ungodly magic do you use to talk to the dead

this is further proof that carm's true powers will be revealed on halloween when she becomes a diamond sparx and raises old users from the dead

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here's baro's response:
"[10:01:34 PM] Baro: dear big green,

your brother and you are right, he is incredibly homosexual if you hold his hand because it's his but it's not for you, you're just holding a disconnected hand. it's definitely indulging in a guro fetish if you hold his hand though.

sincerely,
****"

what ungodly magic do you use to talk to the dead

this is further proof that carm's true powers will be revealed on halloween when she becomes a diamond sparx and raises old users from the dead

two spells called "friendship" and "skype"

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here's baro's response:
"[10:01:34 PM] Baro: dear big green,

your brother and you are right, he is incredibly homosexual if you hold his hand because it's his but it's not for you, you're just holding a disconnected hand. it's definitely indulging in a guro fetish if you hold his hand though.

sincerely,
****"

what ungodly magic do you use to talk to the dead

this is further proof that carm's true powers will be revealed on halloween when she becomes a diamond sparx and raises old users from the dead

two spells called "friendship" and "skype"

huh.

can you tell baro that hci says "s'up"

i do not have a guro fetish i just want to know if my brother is gay now. maybe baro is not the authority i should be asking seeing as he is not japanese. are there any japanese people here that can declare this gay or not

So can anyone determine the truth? I must know. Also if someone lives in Japan a really long time, does that make them able to determine it? Or... what are the rules for that?

my great great great great twice removed mother in law was japanese so yes it is indeed gay to hold raymans hand, although it may not be connected to rayman it is still very gay no matter what, however, if you touch rayman with anything but your hands it is not gay since it isnt using your hands
hoped that helped xoxoxoxo

thank you, i appreciate you clearing this up but i want to know if it's gay for you or rayman or both specifically, i think it would be funny to make him gay but to not be gay myself

thanks

is globox a cuck?

well in rayman 3 his hands get pulled far enough from his body and they pop off. i believe at this point it is the gay event horizon, and beyond that point then he is no longer gay if a dude holds his hands, but the dude in question is possibly gay

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is globox a cuck?

My theory is that he's basically from the same species as the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

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is globox a cuck?

My theory is that he's basically from the same species as the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

has cookie monster ****ed his wife too then? how many of those kids are his

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if it's under 35 meters then it's gay, but if it's over it's not gay.

What if it's exactly 35 meters

its bi

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is globox a cuck?

My theory is that he's basically from the same species as the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

has cookie monster ****ed his wife too then? how many of those kids are his

Well, Globox Origins will awnser this.

is globox a cuck because rayman made him gay with his hands?

Maybe.

Also Rayman is a child abuser because in Revolution he keeps holding Globox's kids.

yeah he put the children in dangerous situations for his own gain, that's pretty abusive

Consider the following: A man's hand is ripped off in a climbing accident. A concerned witness holds his disembodied hand. Is it gay? My answer is that it is only gay for the witness, but not for the man whose hand was ripped off because he had no control over the matter, but the witness is still holding another man's hand. This is called the law of dismemberment.

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Consider the following: A man's hand is ripped off in a climbing accident. A concerned witness holds his disembodied hand. Is it gay? My answer is that it is only gay for the witness, but not for the man whose hand was ripped off because he had no control over the matter, but the witness is still holding another man's hand. This is called the law of dismemberment.

But what if the person who lost their hand is okay with it

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Consider the following: A man's hand is ripped off in a climbing accident. A concerned witness holds his disembodied hand. Is it gay? My answer is that it is only gay for the witness, but not for the man whose hand was ripped off because he had no control over the matter, but the witness is still holding another man's hand. This is called the law of dismemberment.

does it only apply to climbing accidents?

can i be identified as globox for my gender?

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can i be identified as globox for my gender?

only if you are the ultimate cuck. the cuck to end all cucks.

It is still only gay gay for the witness because the hand is now the victim's possession, not part of his body. This applies to all things involving the disembodiment of a hand.

wait so does that mean if you hold your own hand, it's gay?

No, then it is just narcissism.