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Heart Attack Grill [CLOSED]
Bumblebunnii Yellow Sparx Gems: 1474
#1 Posted: 07:21:57 24/07/2016 | Topic Creator
The Heart Attack Grill is a restaurant in Vegas that is infamous for being one of the most morally terrible restaurants in existence.
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Their menu consists of various gigantic burgers with bacon, cheese, and chili that is essentially just more meat, Butterfat shakes topped with thick slices of butter, fries that are fried in lard, and cigarettes (candy cigarettes for the kids)
The biggest burger you can get there is 19,900 calories (The average adult man eats about 2,500 calories a day)

This restaurant is so bad for you that their spokesman actually died at 52 due to all of the food he was consuming from them by representing the Heart Attack Grill.

If you're over 350lbs (Which they check by weighing you on a cattle scale in the middle of all the tables) your meal is free. and If you can't finish your meal you get spanked by one of their nurses (waitresses).

Just thought you guys would find this place interesting, and maybe slightly disgusting.
abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#2 Posted: 07:29:44 24/07/2016
Well..... tastes better then bleach
LevanJess Emerald Sparx Gems: 3516
#3 Posted: 07:34:35 24/07/2016
Quote: Bumblebunnii
If you can't finish your meal you get spanked by one of their nurses (waitresses).


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i went into this thinking it was a troll thing because i never heard of this but boy was i in for a surprise. that's just repugnant (especially the milkshake topped off with slices of butter... wtf?). reminds me of the Honey Boo Boo episode where one of the sisters tried to eat a 4 pound burger named "Pigzilla" or something in 45 minutes...
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but i love it all smooth
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 07:36:51 24/07/2016 by LevanJess
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#4 Posted: 12:23:25 24/07/2016
Already heard of this some times before. It's definitely disgusting, but I can't say that I was not interested, considering that I generally like to eat burgers and those things.

I would eat like, their smallest burger plus some fries and soda. Just to get a taste of a heart attack...
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Bruh
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#5 Posted: 12:31:20 24/07/2016
Quote: Bumblebunnii
and If you can't finish your meal you get spanked by one of their nurses (waitresses).

i love america
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6253
#6 Posted: 13:11:07 24/07/2016
The names alone bother me.
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7072
#7 Posted: 13:12:24 24/07/2016
merica!
Bifrost Diamond Sparx Gems: 9988
#8 Posted: 13:15:56 24/07/2016
I heard of it before, but like any weird stors; sadder part isn't that someone thought of it, it's that people are buying and letting them make a profit.

I think they interviewed someone that was getting meals for free and he said something along the lines of "I don't have much left might as well enjoy the food",l. Yeah, but all that butter and chilli tastes like nothing(the guy at the news tried one), you would be better off at any other fast food place that has some condiment variety.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#9 Posted: 13:50:12 24/07/2016
I once saw an interview with the owner. He claimed that the only difference between Heart Attack Grill and mainstream fast food is that Heart Attack Grill is honest about the effects of their products.
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#10 Posted: 15:15:57 24/07/2016
i've driven by that place quite a few times. I think it's been pretty full each time to.
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Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8087
#11 Posted: 15:53:16 24/07/2016
sounds like my kind of restaurant
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go back to whining about your fish
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12119
#12 Posted: 15:58:18 24/07/2016
sounds like the perfect restaurant if you're a feeder and a masochist
LevanJess Emerald Sparx Gems: 3516
#13 Posted: 23:01:00 24/07/2016
Quote: Metallo
I once saw an interview with the owner. He claimed that the only difference between Heart Attack Grill and mainstream fast food is that Heart Attack Grill is honest about the effects of their products.


wow, that owner seems deluded! the difference is that their food is way worse than other places. they TRY to make it worse than other fast food restaurants... i don't know any other fast food restaurant that adds slices of butter on top of a milkshake to add more saturated fat. and most fast food restaurants don't offer burgers that are 19,900 calories. and i can't think of any fast food restaurant that fries their fries in pure lard just for the sake of adding more saturated fats to their food; most of them use oils such as peanut oil. yes, burgers, fries, and milkshakes aren't healthy to begin with, and too much of them from any fast food place is bad for you, but they won't do it to you as fast as this place will since it tries hard to add all sorts of unnecessary saturated fats to everything they serve... denial isn't just a river in Egypt, owner!

also i don't know any other restaurant that makes their waitresses spank you if you don't finish your meal. seriously, what?? do they do that to both males and females?? do they do it even if the customer doesn't want it (because that seems like public humiliation to me)??
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but i love it all smooth
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12119
#14 Posted: 23:15:56 24/07/2016
poe's law: the restaurant
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#15 Posted: 00:15:43 25/07/2016
dammit now i want a single bypass burger
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#16 Posted: 00:29:16 25/07/2016
wow that's amazing and terrible. not something i would try

Quote: Spyrobaro
it sounds absolutely disgusting but i'm genuinely curious to see what it would taste like

gonna put that on my bucket list


might be the last thing you cross off your bucket list
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#17 Posted: 14:31:43 25/07/2016
How does one eat a quadruple bypass burger? Unless you're unhinging your mouth like a snake, you can't even take a bite.
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MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3551
#18 Posted: 17:12:53 25/07/2016
this is...

i have no words
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My life is complete.
yelvy Gold Sparx Gems: 2450
#19 Posted: 17:41:17 25/07/2016
That's just bad taste.
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#20 Posted: 18:07:27 25/07/2016
I have been there before...
I didn't eat there tho.
I went to Denny's.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#21 Posted: 18:37:38 25/07/2016
The ironic part is that pure lard and natural butter are probably healthier than the processed trans fat crap that most other joints use.
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6253
#22 Posted: 18:58:16 25/07/2016
Quote: Metallo
The ironic part is that pure lard and natural butter are probably healthier than the processed trans fat crap that most other joints use.


I thought most fast food joints were phasing out the use of trans fat, if not already have it phased out. Trans fat seems really hard to find nowadays.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#23 Posted: 19:14:39 25/07/2016
Quote: CAV
Quote: Metallo
The ironic part is that pure lard and natural butter are probably healthier than the processed trans fat crap that most other joints use.


I thought most fast food joints were phasing out the use of trans fat, if not already have it phased out. Trans fat seems really hard to find nowadays.



lol Not in Georgia
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#24 Posted: 20:30:25 25/07/2016
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: ZapNorris
dammit now i want a single bypass burger


I kinda do too, tbch.



yeah, it's really the only thing you can eat there without dying on the spot.
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