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The skylanders Parent Q&A is comedy gold
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#1 Posted: 17:41:42 03/06/2016 | Topic Creator
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2. Battle? Skylanders fight? What is this game rated?

All of the Skylanders games have been rated E10+ by the ESRB with the descriptors “Cartoon Violence” and “Comic Mischief.” That makes the games appropriate for anyone age 10 or above.



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What do you do though, if you’re like most parents and don’t know much about toys with strange names like Chop Chop and Pop Fizz?



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2. So if they come to life on my TV screen, what does my kid do with them there?



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3. Some of these Skylanders look pretty strange. What are they?



I was laughing so hard as these. https://support.activision.com...or-Parents-FAQ/
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
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#2 Posted: 17:43:56 03/06/2016
pop fizz is obviously a bartender/hulk/gremlin/furry hybrid you guys
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#3 Posted: 17:46:40 03/06/2016
LOL smilie i'm dyinggg
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#4 Posted: 18:42:12 03/06/2016
E10+ is for Kids 10 and up. Not 10 and under, which E10+ Rated games has the best games IMO. Acti please.
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#5 Posted: 19:04:11 03/06/2016
Q - So I’m looking at the Skylanders in the store trying to purchase one for my child and it all looks so confusing! How do I choose what to buy?

A - Buy every single one you can, and bribe your child to do very good things so they can have another Skylander to play with!

Q - The series is up to five games? Do I have to buy them all to catch up?

A - It is highly recommended, unless you hate children.

Q - Do the toys do anything special?

A - Yes! You will see.
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#6 Posted: 19:10:05 03/06/2016
Q - The Portals in the latest Starter Pack look different than the earlier Portals. Is there a difference I should be aware of?

A - Yes. We make sure each game can only be played if you have the newest Portal, so you can give us more money. We like money.
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#7 Posted: 19:39:47 03/06/2016
The saddest part is that some parents do need the "what are these 'videogames' you speak of" treatment.

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goblin sidekick Glumshanks

threaten the peace of Skylands with their dastardly, evil plots


If you can't even tell the characters' species though you should need a FAQ more than write one.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
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#8 Posted: 20:51:24 03/06/2016
Q- I see a lot of the "Gill Grunt" character. Who is he?

A- He is our lord and savior. Buy as many gill grunt toys as you can.
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#9 Posted: 21:00:12 03/06/2016
Q - Is mayonnaise a Skylander?

A - No, parent, mayonnaise is not a Skylander.

Q -

A - Horseradish is not a Skylander either.
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Check this out! Please?
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#10 Posted: 21:02:57 03/06/2016
Q - This Undead element is witchcraft. Look at this "Funny Bone", what a decieving name. Are you teaching our kids to summon Satan?

A - It's a skeleton dog calm your farm
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
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#11 Posted: 21:08:04 03/06/2016
Q- I bought these Marvel characters from Toys R Us in the same section you sell Skylanders and it doesn't work with your game. What do I do?

A- Put that garbage in the trash and buy 5 more Skylanders as repentance.
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#12 Posted: 21:15:56 03/06/2016
Q: "Hey, I remember that purple dragon from older games. What is he doing here?
A: "He's your favorite purple dragon: Spyro! He's here because... Well, we needed something to promote the game.... And... That's what he does here..."
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#13 Posted: 01:00:08 04/06/2016
Q- So I’m looking at the Skylanders in the store trying to purchase one for my child and it all looks so confusing! How do I choose what to buy?

A- nitro head rush and gill grunt. that is all.
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#14 Posted: 01:20:54 04/06/2016
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Q- I bought these Marvel characters from Toys R Us in the same section you sell Skylanders and it doesn't work with your game. What do I do?

A- Put that garbage in the trash and buy 5 more Skylanders as repentance.


You'd be surprised by how many people actually confuse the toys to life figures/starter packs. It'd be an interesting statistic to know, that's for sure.
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#15 Posted: 01:52:02 04/06/2016
Q- So, I bought these new "SuperChargers" toys but they don't work with my son's copy of Spyro's Adventure.
Is this a bug or something?

A- Yes, indeed those characters which weren't even concept arts during the times the first game released are supposed to work with it.
No, they aren't compatible, sorry.

Q- But... This is a new version of a Spyro's Adventure character, Stealth Elf, I think.
Why isn't she playable in it, while all the other versions of her are...?

A- ... We are not talking about that.
Here, take this Deep Dive Gill Grunt and never ask that question again.
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#16 Posted: 02:43:27 04/06/2016
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Yes. All Portals are backward compatible. That means that the latest version of the Portal will always work with older games, so it's always to your advantage to have the latest model of Portal.


Uh oh, looks like someone didn't do their research.


It should read "The latest version of the Portal will not always work with older games, so it's always to your advantage to just use the Trap Team portal instead."
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#17 Posted: 14:27:52 06/06/2016
Q- My son is angry because there is no more Gill Grunt

A- Well we were teaching kids that Gills was good so we gave him the boot
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