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what the hell are breasts for v2- no arguing [CLOSED]
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1 Posted: 23:47:39 23/11/2015 | Topic Creator
i genuinely would like to know why girls have giant floppy balls of milk instead of just STOMACH NIPS like all other mammals

even cows, the mammals with the most boob like stomach nips still have stomach nips


let's get this solved

tips on nips 2k15

1. mods, feel free to close when/if this goes crazy
2. i've never seen titties so
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#2 Posted: 00:03:24 24/11/2015
my friend actually told me that (human) breasts are ALSO designed to be sexually attractive to men specifically, and that it's in men's brains to find breasts attractive. idk. that's what my friend told me. i don't know the science behind it.
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#3 Posted: 00:12:48 24/11/2015
To nurture the young after the baby leaves the womb
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#4 Posted: 00:17:07 24/11/2015
Quote: Wikipedia
The primary function of the breasts, as mammary glands, is the feeding and the nourishing of an infant child with breast milk during the maternal lactation period. The round shape of the breast helps to limit the loss of maternal body heat, because milk production depends upon a higher-temperature environment for the proper, milk-production function of the mammary gland tissues, the lactiferous ducts. Regarding the shape of the breast, the study The Evolution of the Human Beast (2001) proposed that the rounded shape of a woman's breast evolved to prevent the sucking infant offspring from suffocating while feeding at the teat; that is, because of the human infant's small jaw, which did not project from the face to reach the nipple, he or she might block the nostrils against the mother's breast if it were of a flatter form (cf. chimpanzee); theoretically, as the human jaw receded into the face, the woman's body compensated with round breasts.

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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5210
#5 Posted: 00:18:18 24/11/2015
same with why guys have the sausage hanging out while most other animals retract it

human anatomy is weird
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#6 Posted: 00:22:28 24/11/2015
well at least you wrote the title correctly
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#7 Posted: 02:06:31 24/11/2015
lol hoomans 4 weerd loloplololk,oloplo
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#8 Posted: 02:09:41 24/11/2015 | Topic Creator
so tits are round so we can breathe


oh

ok
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#9 Posted: 02:27:14 24/11/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
same with why guys have the sausage hanging out while most other animals retract it

human anatomy is weird


Seriously. I'm pretty sure the entire reason humans started wearing pants is because us dudes had to go and evolve non-retractable wangs.


I've always wanted a retractable wang.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#10 Posted: 02:31:06 24/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: DarkCynder_543
same with why guys have the sausage hanging out while most other animals retract it

human anatomy is weird


Seriously. I'm pretty sure the entire reason humans started wearing pants is because us dudes had to go and evolve non-retractable wangs.


I've always wanted a retractable wang.


i want a retractable wang as well

my dog has one, why can't i
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#11 Posted: 02:32:35 24/11/2015
you guys are so weird
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5210
#12 Posted: 02:46:46 24/11/2015
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: DarkCynder_543
same with why guys have the sausage hanging out while most other animals retract it

human anatomy is weird


Seriously. I'm pretty sure the entire reason humans started wearing pants is because us dudes had to go and evolve non-retractable wangs.


I've always wanted a retractable wang.


i want a retractable wang as well

my dog has one, why can't i


i swear guys should be the ones to wear skirts lmao

also a lot of animals don't develop 'tits' until they actually have the baby. why can't i have that
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#13 Posted: 02:52:37 24/11/2015
I'm laughing my @$$ off right now
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#14 Posted: 02:53:29 24/11/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: DarkCynder_543
same with why guys have the sausage hanging out while most other animals retract it

human anatomy is weird


Seriously. I'm pretty sure the entire reason humans started wearing pants is because us dudes had to go and evolve non-retractable wangs.


I've always wanted a retractable wang.

to the guestbook.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#15 Posted: 02:55:03 24/11/2015 | Topic Creator
i just want to

be able to

retract the wang
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5348
#16 Posted: 03:00:08 24/11/2015
Afterwards I'd be all like "Okay, I'm done with it now." *SHLOOP*
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#17 Posted: 03:00:17 24/11/2015
I will still use the same arguments as Mesuxelf in the past thread. Breasts are [User Posted Image]
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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5210
#18 Posted: 03:03:06 24/11/2015
i can imagine all the fun **** guys will do with a retractable wang xD
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#19 Posted: 03:05:44 24/11/2015
*SHLOOP*
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#20 Posted: 03:10:47 24/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DarkCynder_543
i can imagine all the fun **** guys will do with a retractable wang xD



it'd make pulling out easier
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5210
#21 Posted: 03:11:26 24/11/2015
^ lmao true

i wish woman didn't develop tits until they actually needed them like most mammals on the friking planet.
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mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#22 Posted: 03:11:40 24/11/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: DarkCynder_543
same with why guys have the sausage hanging out while most other animals retract it

human anatomy is weird


Seriously. I'm pretty sure the entire reason humans started wearing pants is because us dudes had to go and evolve non-retractable wangs.


I've always wanted a retractable wang. Afterwards I'd be all like "Okay, I'm done with it now." *SHLOOP*



I swear this is going in my guestbook.
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#23 Posted: 03:11:42 24/11/2015
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: DarkCynder_543
i can imagine all the fun **** guys will do with a retractable wang xD



it'd make pulling out easier


And pants much more comfortable.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#24 Posted: 03:11:49 24/11/2015 | Topic Creator
SHLOOP
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#25 Posted: 03:25:45 24/11/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
^ lmao true

i wish woman didn't develop tits until they actually needed them like most mammals on the friking planet.


I'm pretty sure they're also important for attracting a mate.
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5348
#26 Posted: 03:27:26 24/11/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
^ lmao true

i wish woman didn't develop tits until they actually needed them like most mammals on the friking planet.


Well if you think about it, for much of early human history women pretty much started having kids right around when they started developing boobs and would spend much of their adulthood nursing, so there wasn't much time when they weren't needed. But since that's changed nowadays maybe boobs will evolve differently in the future.

Quote: CAV

I'm pretty sure they're also important for attracting a mate.


I think that's also less of a factor nowadays as well. While guys are obviously still attracted to boobs, I don't think they are nearly as significant of an influence now that we are adapting to the fact that our offspring don't need them for survival. Personally I find myself just as attracted to smaller breasts as to larger ones, if not moreso.
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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5210
#27 Posted: 03:29:29 24/11/2015
so what's the story to why guys have a non-retractable wang? xD
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#28 Posted: 03:34:10 24/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DarkCynder_543
so what's the story to why guys have a non-retractable wang? xD



evolution was like "let's just have humans have meat sticks that get hard when they are thinking sexy, and no retracting"
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5348
#29 Posted: 03:40:42 24/11/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
so what's the story to why guys have a non-retractable wang? xD


Honestly I have no clue...maybe early human males just couldn't stop fiddling with themselves and eventually it just stayed out permanently.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#30 Posted: 03:41:16 24/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: DarkCynder_543
so what's the story to why guys have a non-retractable wang? xD


Honestly I have no clue...maybe early human males just couldn't stop fiddling with themselves and eventually it just stayed out permanently.



shloop
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6253
#31 Posted: 03:43:23 24/11/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
I think that's also less of a factor nowadays as well. While guys are obviously still attracted to boobs, I don't think they are nearly as significant of an influence now that we are adapting to the fact that our offspring don't need them for survival. Personally I find myself just as attracted to smaller breasts as to larger ones, if not moreso.



Attraction to smaller breasts is still attraction to breasts.
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5348
#32 Posted: 03:51:37 24/11/2015
Quote: CAV
Quote: Muffin Man
I think that's also less of a factor nowadays as well. While guys are obviously still attracted to boobs, I don't think they are nearly as significant of an influence now that we are adapting to the fact that our offspring don't need them for survival. Personally I find myself just as attracted to smaller breasts as to larger ones, if not moreso.



Attraction to smaller breasts is still attraction to breasts.



Well, of course. It would take a really long time for us to actually lose our attraction to breasts. It's very deeply ingrained in our brains.
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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5210
#33 Posted: 03:59:19 24/11/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: DarkCynder_543
so what's the story to why guys have a non-retractable wang? xD


Honestly I have no clue...maybe early human males just couldn't stop fiddling with themselves and eventually it just stayed out permanently.


wellll i guess since woman have to deal with breasts, guys needed something to deal with too
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#34 Posted: 04:01:01 24/11/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
so what's the story to why guys have a non-retractable wang? xD



God decided that if they couldn't have a retractable wang, no one could.
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darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7072
#35 Posted: 04:05:33 24/11/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
so what's the story to why guys have a non-retractable wang? xD

maybe there's not enough space for it to retract
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5348
#36 Posted: 04:28:47 24/11/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: DarkCynder_543
so what's the story to why guys have a non-retractable wang? xD


Honestly I have no clue...maybe early human males just couldn't stop fiddling with themselves and eventually it just stayed out permanently.


wellll i guess since woman have to deal with breasts, guys needed something to deal with too


Yeah. I guess evolution just really wanted to make it difficult for humans to do jumping jacks naked.
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#37 Posted: 04:38:46 24/11/2015
[User Posted Image]
......
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#38 Posted: 08:08:15 24/11/2015
Breasts are for lesbians
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#39 Posted: 10:55:44 24/11/2015
Quote: G2nt
Breasts are for lesbians


Lesbians are like pots of gold at the end of a rainbow, we've all heard the stories but no-one is sure if they exist.
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#40 Posted: 12:35:05 24/11/2015
Quote: Greeble
Quote: G2nt
Breasts are for lesbians


Lesbians are like pots of gold at the end of a rainbow, we've all heard the stories but no-one is sure if they exist.



I know a website that has ACTUAL VIDEO EVIDENCE of lesbians existing.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#41 Posted: 12:36:36 24/11/2015
Quote: Ice Dragoness
Quote: Greeble
Quote: G2nt
Breasts are for lesbians


Lesbians are like pots of gold at the end of a rainbow, we've all heard the stories but no-one is sure if they exist.



I know a website that has ACTUAL VIDEO EVIDENCE of lesbians existing.


So they are real.

Who knew?
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#42 Posted: 14:54:18 24/11/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: DarkCynder_543
i can imagine all the fun **** guys will do with a retractable wang xD



it'd make pulling out easier


And pants much more comfortable.



No pants > pants.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#43 Posted: 15:21:46 24/11/2015 | Topic Creator
i'm so glad i started this
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#44 Posted: 16:35:05 24/11/2015
Quote: Greeble
Quote: G2nt
Breasts are for lesbians


Lesbians are like pots of gold at the end of a rainbow, we've all heard the stories but no-one is sure if they exist.



I am here to grace your presence
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#45 Posted: 17:07:39 24/11/2015
Quote: ZapNorris
i'm so glad i started this



are you HAPPY with what you've done?! >:O
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#46 Posted: 17:24:24 24/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: cowpowa23
Quote: ZapNorris
i'm so glad i started this



are you HAPPY with what you've done?! smilie



shloop
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#47 Posted: 02:06:54 25/11/2015
Lmao I thought I was the one who started this since I mentioned the non-retractable wang. xD
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#48 Posted: 03:01:12 25/11/2015
because we're apes and we have ape like tits

and human male reproductive organs do retract what are you remotely on about?
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#49 Posted: 03:15:25 25/11/2015 | Topic Creator
SHLOOP SHLOOP MOTHER****ERS
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