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Ask Ghakimx, God of Trolls, Anything [CLOSED]
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#1 Posted: 21:31:53 27/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Whether its about your sexuality, appearance, artistic or even advice on forex, all is welcum.
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#2 Posted: 21:47:12 27/07/2015
Waluigi time?
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#3 Posted: 21:50:59 27/07/2015
How many people have you ****ed?
spyro fan 8 Ripto Gems: 2948
#4 Posted: 22:02:09 27/07/2015
Can you post that picture with the fish again?
Knight Wolf Emerald Sparx Gems: 4336
#5 Posted: 22:41:24 27/07/2015
Can i sit here for a bit? I need a rest for a second.
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Your messing with my Zen thing people. @Hawksider
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2628
#6 Posted: 00:09:01 28/07/2015
Quote: PwnageFTW
Waluigi time?



Oh my god
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now its time to get funky
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#7 Posted: 07:21:11 28/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: PwnageFTW
Waluigi time?


yes

Quote: Mesuxelf
How many people have you ****ed?


Sexually, 1. Mentally, thousands.

Quote: spyro fan 8
Can you post that picture with the fish again?


The one with the dude with an Afro and a fish?

Quote: Knight Wolf
Can i sit here for a bit? I need a rest for a second.


NO! YOU MAY NOT SIT!
spyro fan 8 Ripto Gems: 2948
#8 Posted: 07:28:07 28/07/2015
Quote: Ghakimx
Quote: spyro fan 8
Can you post that picture with the fish again?

The one with the dude with an Afro and a fish?

You mean the one with you, the afro, and the fish? Yes.
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#9 Posted: 07:33:02 28/07/2015 | Topic Creator
I've already established that that isn't me. It is actually a buddy of mine on another forum.

The closest equivalent I have now is the original, which is actually a selfie with his phone camera and the knife version.

[User Posted Image]
spyro fan 8 Ripto Gems: 2948
#10 Posted: 07:35:51 28/07/2015
Nope, that's you, and always will be you in my eyes. It's exactly as I always imagined you.
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9966
#11 Posted: 07:41:59 28/07/2015
when will you be back for sure )):
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Twinkies and 2hus
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#12 Posted: 10:43:07 28/07/2015
Did you know i'm a Troll Hunter?
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^ You all know it's true
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8190
#13 Posted: 10:51:44 28/07/2015
Are otters mermaid cats?
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
icon from Empoh
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#14 Posted: 16:37:28 28/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Iceclaw
when will you be back for sure )):


Depends on my lifestyle and mood. Since I'm pretty slack and have free time to troll people, I came on about twice a day.

Quote: Greeble
Did you know i'm a Troll Hunter?


That's unfortunate for you.

Quote: Trix Master 100
Are otters mermaid cats?


Are catfish, fish cats?
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#15 Posted: 16:39:54 28/07/2015
Are you horny?
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You can't handle MEMES
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#16 Posted: 16:40:58 28/07/2015
What is my skylander on my third shelf 5 skylanders to the right?
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#17 Posted: 16:44:43 28/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Qcumber
Are you horny?


That's my secret, Captain.

I'm always horny.

Quote: PwnageFTW
What is my skylander on my third shelf 5 skylanders to the right?


Possibly some Digimon ripoff.
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#18 Posted: 16:46:44 28/07/2015
Quote: Ghakimx
Quote: Qcumber
Are you horny?


That's my secret, Captain.

I'm always horny.

Quote: PwnageFTW
What is my skylander on my third shelf 5 skylanders to the right?


Possibly some Digimon ripoff.



How did you know??? smilie
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#19 Posted: 16:48:13 28/07/2015 | Topic Creator
That's my secret, Captain.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#20 Posted: 16:52:36 28/07/2015
Wtf why'd you change your avatar?
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#21 Posted: 16:57:09 28/07/2015
How horny are you?
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You can't handle MEMES
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#22 Posted: 16:57:56 28/07/2015
Why is Qcumber drunk?
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 17:09:57 28/07/2015 by PwnageFTW
Knight Wolf Emerald Sparx Gems: 4336
#23 Posted: 16:59:55 28/07/2015
Fine. Can i stand?
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Your messing with my Zen thing people. @Hawksider
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#24 Posted: 17:00:36 28/07/2015
Why is PwnageFTW horny?
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You can't handle MEMES
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#25 Posted: 17:06:46 28/07/2015
Quote: PwnageFTW
Why is Qcumber on aids?



AIDS isn't a drug.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 18:36:03 28/07/2015 by Mesuxelf
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#26 Posted: 17:08:20 28/07/2015
Is Pwnage hornier that HIHD right now?
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You can't handle MEMES
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8443
#27 Posted: 17:29:50 28/07/2015
Can you change your avatar back?
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#28 Posted: 17:38:59 28/07/2015
Are you a true troll king or a pretender?
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^ You all know it's true
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#29 Posted: 17:44:02 28/07/2015
Quote: Greeble
Are you a true troll king or a pretender?



He has an army of Boomers that will kill anyone who denies that he is the king of trolls. He is definitely the king.

Source: Am Ghakimx's servant.
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You can't handle MEMES
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 17:44:31 28/07/2015 by Qcumber
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#30 Posted: 18:29:51 28/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mesuxelf
Wtf why'd you change your avatar?


because

i can

Quote: Qcumber
How horny are you?


depends on my mood. I went for a camp not too long ago, so you can imagine how horny i was after.

Quote: PwnageFTW
Why is Qcumber drunk?


because he drank too much fun and joy

Quote: Knight Wolf
Fine. Can i stand?


no, you must float

Quote: Qcumber
Why is PwnageFTW horny?


he's watched too much tentacle porn

Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: PwnageFTW
Why is Qcumber on aids?



AIDS isn't a joke.


He clearly needs aid.

Quote: Qcumber
Is Pwnage hornier that HIHD right now?


Who's HIHD

Quote: somePerson
Can you change your avatar back?


to what

Quote: Greeble
Are you a true troll king or a pretender?


how do i know you are really Greeble? You could be dark52 for all i know

Quote: Qcumber
Quote: Greeble
Are you a true troll king or a pretender?



He has an army of Boomers that will kill anyone who denies that he is the king of trolls. He is definitely the king.

Source: Am Ghakimx's servant.


who the bloody hell are you, m8?
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#31 Posted: 18:32:35 28/07/2015
Quote: Ghakimx
Quote: Mesuxelf
Wtf why'd you change your avatar?


because

i can

Quote: Qcumber
How horny are you?


depends on my mood. I went for a camp not too long ago, so you can imagine how horny i was after.

Quote: PwnageFTW
Why is Qcumber drunk?


because he drank too much fun and joy

Quote: Knight Wolf
Fine. Can i stand?


no, you must float

Quote: Qcumber
Why is PwnageFTW horny?


he's watched too much tentacle porn

Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: PwnageFTW
Why is Qcumber on aids?



AIDS isn't a joke.


He clearly needs aid.

Quote: Qcumber
Is Pwnage hornier that HIHD right now?


Who's HIHD

Quote: somePerson
Can you change your avatar back?


to what

Quote: Greeble
Are you a true troll king or a pretender?


how do i know you are really Greeble? You could be dark52 for all i know

Quote: Qcumber
Quote: Greeble
Are you a true troll king or a pretender?



He has an army of Boomers that will kill anyone who denies that he is the king of trolls. He is definitely the king.

Source: Am Ghakimx's servant.


who the bloody hell are you, m8?



1) HIHD is a very horny person

2) I'm your 264th servant

3) What makes you horny?
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You can't handle MEMES
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#32 Posted: 18:35:53 28/07/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: PwnageFTW
Why is Qcumber on aids?



AIDS isn't a joke.


Lol I realized I just put AIDS isn't a joke. I meant it wasn't a drug. It made me sound all serious and ****.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#33 Posted: 12:59:43 29/07/2015
Quote: Ghakimx
Quote: Mesuxelf
Wtf why'd you change your avatar?


because

i can

Quote: Qcumber
How horny are you?


depends on my mood. I went for a camp not too long ago, so you can imagine how horny i was after.

Quote: PwnageFTW
Why is Qcumber drunk?


because he drank too much fun and joy

Quote: Knight Wolf
Fine. Can i stand?


no, you must float

Quote: Qcumber
Why is PwnageFTW horny?


he's watched too much tentacle porn

Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: PwnageFTW
Why is Qcumber on aids?



AIDS isn't a joke.


He clearly needs aid.

Quote: Qcumber
Is Pwnage hornier that HIHD right now?


Who's HIHD

Quote: somePerson
Can you change your avatar back?


to what

Quote: Greeble
Are you a true troll king or a pretender?


how do i know you are really Greeble? You could be dark52 for all i know

Quote: Qcumber
Quote: Greeble
Are you a true troll king or a pretender?



He has an army of Boomers that will kill anyone who denies that he is the king of trolls. He is definitely the king.

Source: Am Ghakimx's servant.


who the bloody hell are you, m8?


I doubt he knows anymore.

If i was dark52 you'd be banned for trolling smilie

Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?
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^ You all know it's true
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#34 Posted: 17:36:41 29/07/2015 | Topic Creator
I'm not even trolling, lol.

Because rainbows are majestic pieces of ****, that's why.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#35 Posted: 18:07:11 29/07/2015
Would you eat poop for $10,000
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#36 Posted: 19:16:22 29/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Depends on whether what produced it, whether or not is is sterile, and if its safe.
Knight Wolf Emerald Sparx Gems: 4336
#37 Posted: 20:27:44 29/07/2015
But, but. I get sick when i float.
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Your messing with my Zen thing people. @Hawksider
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9966
#38 Posted: 21:31:26 29/07/2015
are you still the hentai king
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Twinkies and 2hus
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#39 Posted: 01:07:38 30/07/2015
Why so serious?
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^ You all know it's true
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#40 Posted: 15:15:37 30/07/2015
Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life?
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#41 Posted: 17:23:14 30/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Knight Wolf
But, but. I get sick when i float.


sucks to be you

Quote: Iceclaw
are you still the hentai king


Yes and no. I was looking at a lot of hentai recently but then I realized I have very little time for that. I did editing/typesetting for a touhou hentai a few weeks back, but it wasn't used. It was a good experience for myself, I admit.

Quote: Greeble
Why so serious?


yolo

Quote: AvatariDragon
Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life?


Jim Carey. Only he understands how I roll.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#42 Posted: 12:45:41 31/07/2015
Is it true, yo mama so ugly she was banned from an ugly contest because they thought she was a pro?
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^ You all know it's true
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#43 Posted: 22:53:58 01/08/2015 | Topic Creator
I mom is nearly 54 now and actually has the figure of a model (even though she's always typically dressed in long dresses and maxis). A lot of people still think she's in her late 30s or early 40s due to her complexion. FYI, I'm nearly 20 now, so, do the math.
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