I wrote a creepypasta about Larry:
There was once this old bald dude who thought he already died and said he had a fourteen year old sister. He was so weird. Everyone on Darkspyro feared this dude named "Larry J. Maux". Larry was mentally ill. Everyone at that one store agreed. He buys chicken nuggets, gold fish, cat food, ice cream, sugar, and all junk that he puts in a sandwich and eats. One day Big Green was working at Walmart, Larry opened his mouth to talk and a skeleton popped out!
And here is the pic to accompany this spoopy creepypasta:
The pic is just 2spooky 2SPOOKY!
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > Customer Stories: Featuring Larry
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#151 Posted: 05:36:42 24/09/2016
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569 |
#152 Posted: 05:44:58 24/09/2016
i rly hate people who make changes to their orders AFTER the goddamn transaction
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#153 Posted: 17:30:38 24/09/2016
Quote: Drawdler
We need Larry fanart! |
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528 |
#154 Posted: 19:05:38 24/09/2016
I would but we only have a back picture
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#155 Posted: 19:10:22 24/09/2016 | Topic Creator
sorry guys i was too scared to ask him for a selfie :'(
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528 |
#156 Posted: 19:11:44 24/09/2016
I want him to join DarkSpyro
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#157 Posted: 21:06:02 24/09/2016
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#158 Posted: 22:36:09 24/09/2016
Quote: Alydol
#2spoopy4me
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#159 Posted: 00:03:13 25/09/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Alydol
this is pretty well canon to real life |
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#160 Posted: 00:38:52 25/09/2016
larry must be protected
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#161 Posted: 03:57:27 25/09/2016
Quote: Big Green
Really? Skeletons pop out of his mouth? Well from your posts about Larry... similar things to skeletons do come out of his mouth. |
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#162 Posted: 04:19:46 25/09/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Alydol
It'll happen eventually at this rate. Or he'll stab me. I think he's probably just a strange, but lonely old man but at the same time if he stabbed me I'd feel disappointed but not surprised. I have a couple non-Larry stories I'll share in here later. |
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#163 Posted: 05:11:56 25/09/2016
*claps* LARRY GOOD SIR, YOU DESERVE A GOLD STAR.
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
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#164 Posted: 05:50:42 25/09/2016
Big Green, next time you see him, tell him to join DarkSpyro. He'll be loved here
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#165 Posted: 17:46:22 25/09/2016
Quote: 84skylanderdude
He'd become the species known as the "Nutcase" the scientific name is "Nutty Nutjobus" |
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#166 Posted: 18:35:05 25/09/2016
Quote: Drawdler
Sadly that would be banned |
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#167 Posted: 19:13:19 25/09/2016
Quote: Alydol
Idk, I mean there's someone with the name "Pop Jizz69"
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#168 Posted: 19:27:42 25/09/2016
Quote: 84skylanderdude
if anyone does this i will personally suspend them myself
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#169 Posted: 20:54:11 25/09/2016
What about a "Five Nights at Larry the Lunatic's" video game?
This is the cover art: |
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#170 Posted: 21:19:53 25/09/2016 | Topic Creator
Idk if Larry even has internet, I like to imagine he lives in a secluded cabin in a dark part of the woods and goes fishing and watches wrestling all day. And it's probably his respawn point when he dies too.
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#171 Posted: 21:34:15 25/09/2016
Quote: Big Green
I'd put this in my guestbook but I don't collect guest book quotes. |
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#172 Posted: 21:35:38 25/09/2016
I'd so draw fanart of that if I knew what his face looked like.
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#173 Posted: 22:44:33 25/09/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Drawdler
Going to have to shoot that down, he looks like he diddles children in his spare time |
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#174 Posted: 23:28:39 25/09/2016 | Topic Creator
i love it. day made
anyone else can do fanart if you want, i would tell you what his face is like but honestly just draw a stereotypical sex offender mugshot and you probably got it |
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#175 Posted: 01:45:46 26/09/2016
Are there any more stories about larry? Plus can we make a Larry advice animal meme? Take a pic of the dude and turn him into the next viral meme!
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#176 Posted: 05:09:47 26/09/2016
-kid comes up and steals a large cup(THATS 32 ****ING OUNCES) for soda, parents dont even ****ing blink.
-SAME parents let toddler play in the ketchup, it gets everywhere. -friends let their...autisitc brother order, i can barely understand him, they got mad at me because i gave him the wrong size. -woman who didn't speak English got pissed because i missed something (EVEN THOUGH I WENT THROUGH THE ORDER LIKE 5 TIMES) i hate sundays :,,,,,,,)
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#177 Posted: 22:05:33 26/09/2016
Quote: parisruelz12
Did you take a picture of the toddler playing in the ketchup? Cuz I'd like to see that! |
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#178 Posted: 21:31:09 28/09/2016 | Topic Creator
Fine users of darkSpyro, I saw Larry today and was feeling ballsy I guess. I got him to agree to take a picture. I will post it when I get home so stay tuned.
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#179 Posted: 21:32:36 28/09/2016
Quote: Big Green
this is it the day we've been waiting for
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad" |
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#180 Posted: 21:41:20 28/09/2016
Is this really it? I guess the day has finally come.
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#181 Posted: 00:18:25 29/09/2016 | Topic Creator
OK I felt kinda bad about posting his pic on here but I'm still kind of an asshole so I might PM it to whoever.
Anyway, he came in today and talked about how he's dead and aged well and stuff, and about wrestling. IDK enough about wrestling to really follow what he was on about. |
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#182 Posted: 00:23:12 29/09/2016
dicks out for larry
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#183 Posted: 01:14:59 29/09/2016
If you don't want it on here can you PM it to me then?
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#184 Posted: 10:31:11 29/09/2016
PM please, I need to see the guy.
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#185 Posted: 23:29:43 29/09/2016
Pm me for Larry please.
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
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#186 Posted: 02:04:37 30/09/2016
PM, please.
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#187 Posted: 03:21:56 01/10/2016 | Topic Creator
OK gonna send the PMs lol sorry I'm kinda late
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4397 |
#188 Posted: 03:26:21 01/10/2016
Oh my gosh, he's so sexy. IS he still allowed to marry, even though he's in this infinite loop where he...stays...50?
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
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#189 Posted: 03:28:01 01/10/2016 | Topic Creator
Not sure, when I talked to him he asked me once more what my husband does, and I told him for like the 4th time I'm not married. He said to not do it. He also said being dead is difficult and kinda got up in my face a little bit.
I have some non-Larry stories I'll prob post later. |
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#190 Posted: 03:34:10 01/10/2016
Quote: parisruelz12
Keep protecting the burger king, mod friend. you are a knight now. |
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#191 Posted: 02:27:11 02/10/2016 | Topic Creator
I saw Larry again today, he just went to customer service and was up there for a while. Probably buying lottery tickets. He shaved the back of his head so I didn't recognize him at first.
I have a secondhand Larry story from a new employee. She said on her first day she was at the register alone after training, Larry came through her line. I kinda knew her before she started working so she had heard some Larry stories before. Anyway, she asked him if plastic is okay and he replied with "Plastic plastic plastic plastic plastic plastic plastic.... I'm made of plastic, you know." I think that was all she told me but this is vital information because we now know he is made of plastic. |
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