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How do I get a gf?? [CLOSED]
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#1 Posted: 21:14:08 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
some one pls marry me
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#2 Posted: 21:18:01 26/04/2015
Murder her whole family then hold her hostage. Eventually she'll develop Stockholm Syndrome and then she'll be yours forever.
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gillgrunt987 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7369
#3 Posted: 21:18:57 26/04/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
Murder her whole family then hold her hostage. Eventually she'll develop Stockholm Syndrome and then she'll be yours forever.


this is totally legit
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#4 Posted: 21:21:21 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
all of you are so wise
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:21:33 26/04/2015 by Badwolfmichael
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318
#5 Posted: 21:22:48 26/04/2015
I thought that said "how do I get off?"
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#6 Posted: 21:23:34 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: spyro and sonic
I thought that said "how do I get off?"


that too
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#7 Posted: 21:25:59 26/04/2015
find wwf
date her
stick it inside her and pee

10/10
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#8 Posted: 21:28:18 26/04/2015
Kidnap her and cleanse her mind.

That's the only way.
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#9 Posted: 21:29:12 26/04/2015
wait.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#10 Posted: 21:56:36 26/04/2015
find me
date me
stick it inside me and pee

10/10
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#11 Posted: 21:57:08 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
find wwf
date her
stick it inside her and pee

10/10



Quote: Lunarz
find me
date me
stick it inside me and pee

10/10



why not both?
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#12 Posted: 21:57:36 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag
find wwf
date her
stick it inside her and pee

10/10



Quote: Lunarz
find me
date me
stick it inside me and pee

10/10



why not both?


LUNARZ IS MINE **** OFF
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#13 Posted: 21:58:14 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag
find wwf
date her
stick it inside her and pee

10/10



Quote: Lunarz
find me
date me
stick it inside me and pee

10/10



why not both?


LUNARZ IS MINE **** OFF



ohhhh too late!

the deed has been done.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#14 Posted: 22:00:16 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael



why not both?


LUNARZ IS MINE **** OFF



ohhhh too late!

the deed has been done.


D:<


NO
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#15 Posted: 22:00:55 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag


LUNARZ IS MINE **** OFF



ohhhh too late!

the deed has been done.


D:<


NO



dont worry everyone liked it anyways

free sample??
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#16 Posted: 22:00:57 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael



why not both?


LUNARZ IS MINE **** OFF



ohhhh too late!

the deed has been done.



According to the post times, you last one minute and 6 seconds in bed.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#17 Posted: 22:06:23 26/04/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag


LUNARZ IS MINE **** OFF



ohhhh too late!

the deed has been done.



According to the post times, you last one minute and 6 seconds in bed.


he lasted one minute and six seconds peeing, that's impressive tbh
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#18 Posted: 22:08:00 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael



ohhhh too late!

the deed has been done.



According to the post times, you last one minute and 6 seconds in bed.


he lasted one minute and six seconds peeing, that's impressive tbh



im glad you appreciate me
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#19 Posted: 22:08:08 26/04/2015
Quote: pankakesparx456
how to pick up chicks

step 1- find a chick
step 2- pick her up
step 3- uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm???????????
step 4- profit

*inb4 picking up literal chicks joke*


i know dis works too

source: am a chicken farmer
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#20 Posted: 22:08:34 26/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael



ohhhh too late!

the deed has been done.



According to the post times, you last one minute and 6 seconds in bed.


he lasted one minute and six seconds peeing, that's impressive tbh


Man, I don't record how long my longest pee was, but it was probably about half that time at best.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#21 Posted: 22:09:22 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Mesuxelf



According to the post times, you last one minute and 6 seconds in bed.


he lasted one minute and six seconds peeing, that's impressive tbh


Man, I don't record how long my longest pee was, but it was probably about half that time at best.



bow before me
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#22 Posted: 22:10:41 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Lunarz


he lasted one minute and six seconds peeing, that's impressive tbh


Man, I don't record how long my longest pee was, but it was probably about half that time at best.



bow before me



Or else you will pee on us for 1 minute and 6 seconds.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#23 Posted: 22:11:49 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf


Man, I don't record how long my longest pee was, but it was probably about half that time at best.



bow before me



Or else you will pee on us for 1 minute and 6 seconds.


get on your knees
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#24 Posted: 22:12:54 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael



bow before me



Or else you will pee on us for 1 minute and 6 seconds.


get on your knees



Ok, just don't pee in my mouth :C
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#25 Posted: 22:15:50 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf



Or else you will pee on us for 1 minute and 6 seconds.


get on your knees



Ok, just don't pee in my mouth :C



shut up and accept
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#26 Posted: 22:17:08 26/04/2015
this topic is getting weird
too weird

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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#27 Posted: 22:20:41 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael


get on your knees



Ok, just don't pee in my mouth :C



shut up and accept



I went for at least two minutes once tbh
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#28 Posted: 22:22:50 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf



Ok, just don't pee in my mouth :C



shut up and accept



I went for at least two minutes once tbh



impressive
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#29 Posted: 22:29:18 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael


get on your knees



Ok, just don't pee in my mouth :C



shut up and accept


jeez badwolf you don't need to get in a piss-poor mood

HAHAHAHAH GET IT?????? LOL!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#30 Posted: 22:32:43 26/04/2015
Quote: pankakesparx456
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf



Ok, just don't pee in my mouth :C



shut up and accept


jeez badwolf you don't need to get in a piss-poor mood

HAHAHAHAH GET IT?????? LOL!!!! smilieDDDDDDDDD



explayn pls
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#31 Posted: 22:33:04 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: pankakesparx456
Quote: Badwolfmichael



shut up and accept


jeez badwolf you don't need to get in a piss-poor mood

HAHAHAHAH GET IT?????? LOL!!!! smilieDDDDDDDDD



explayn pls


i dont get it
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#32 Posted: 22:35:06 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: pankakesparx456


jeez badwolf you don't need to get in a piss-poor mood

HAHAHAHAH GET IT?????? LOL!!!! smilieDDDDDDDDD



explayn pls


i dont get it


That's what it means
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pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#33 Posted: 22:36:29 26/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf



explayn pls


i dont get it


That's what it means


sorry not sorry
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#34 Posted: 22:36:58 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf



explayn pls


i dont get it


That's what it means


i cant believe you said that
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#35 Posted: 22:40:48 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Badwolfmichael


i dont get it


That's what it means


i cant believe you said that


well im a punny guy

LOL IM ON A ROLL!!!! smilieDDDDDDD
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#36 Posted: 22:41:43 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: pankakesparx456
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Lunarz


That's what it means


i cant believe you said that


well im a punny guy

LOL IM ON A ROLL!!!! smilieDDDDDDD


i dont get it
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#37 Posted: 22:42:58 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: pankakesparx456
Quote: Badwolfmichael


i cant believe you said that


well im a punny guy

LOL IM ON A ROLL!!!! smilieDDDDDDD


i dont get it


look closely
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#38 Posted: 22:43:34 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: pankakesparx456
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: pankakesparx456


well im a punny guy

LOL IM ON A ROLL!!!! smilieDDDDDDD


i dont get it


look closely


omg i see it

has science gone too far??
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#39 Posted: 22:44:17 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: pankakesparx456
Quote: Badwolfmichael


i dont get it


look closely


omg i see it

has science gone too far??



Thats what it means
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#40 Posted: 22:45:10 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: pankakesparx456


look closely


omg i see it

has science gone too far??



Thats what it means


i cant believe you said that.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#41 Posted: 22:51:13 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael


omg i see it

has science gone too far??



Thats what it means


i cant believe you said that.


sorry not sorry
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pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#42 Posted: 22:59:33 26/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag



Thats what it means


i cant believe you said that.


sorry not sorry


de ja vu
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8443
#43 Posted: 23:04:56 26/04/2015
  1. Go up to a girl
  2. Grab her ass
  3. Have sex that night
  4. ???????????
  5. Profit
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arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#44 Posted: 23:06:43 26/04/2015
Quote: somePerson
  1. Go up to a girl
  2. Grab her ass
  3. Have sex that night
  4. ???????????
  5. Profit

am gril can confirm this works 100%
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#45 Posted: 23:08:04 26/04/2015
Quote: arceustheprime
Quote: somePerson
  1. Go up to a girl
  2. Grab her ass
  3. Have sex that night
  4. ???????????
  5. Profit

am gril can confirm this works 100%



*grabs ur ass*

hey bbycaeks lets hav sex this tonight day
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#46 Posted: 23:11:26 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: arceustheprime
Quote: somePerson
  1. Go up to a girl
  2. Grab her ass
  3. Have sex that night
  4. ???????????
  5. Profit

am gril can confirm this works 100%



im glad i did that
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8443
#47 Posted: 23:12:25 26/04/2015
Quote: arceustheprime
Quote: somePerson
  1. Go up to a girl
  2. Grab her ass
  3. Have sex that night
  4. ???????????
  5. Profit

am gril can confirm this works 100%



See it worked.
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#48 Posted: 23:24:33 26/04/2015
Here's my flawless method on how to get ANY woman.

1. Get their phone number. There's many ways of doing this. The easiest being to just ask her for her number, but if you're shy, send her a facebook message, then in the middle of the conversation, say "My laptop is about to die, text me", then give her you number. If she's a decent human being she'll text you.

2. Ask her if she's going to bed late. No matter what the answer, send her this pic, then this picture. Guaranteed she'll go along with it. Then you do the do and she's your girlfriend.
Simple as that.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8443
#49 Posted: 23:33:28 26/04/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Here's my flawless method on how to get ANY woman.

1. Get their phone number. There's many ways of doing this. The easiest being to just ask her for her number, but if you're shy, send her a facebook message, then in the middle of the conversation, say "My laptop is about to die, text me", then give her you number. If she's a decent human being she'll text you.

2. Ask her if she's going to bed late. No matter what the answer, send her this pic, then this picture. Guaranteed she'll go along with it. Then you do the do and she's your girlfriend.
Simple as that.


I tried and here are my results.
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