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BReAKING NEWS [CLOSED]
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#1 Posted: 23:53:16 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
THEFLYINGSEAL ADMITTED TO INTERCOURSE WITH COOKIES

When asked if she wanted a Thin Mint, she replied with "I think I have some in my fridge." Our loyal reporter then told her to "**** her thin mints", to which she replied, "I do. Every night."

UPDATE: When asked about what she did with stolen cookies as a child, she replied with "I ****ed them." This brings new evidence to light with her past as a sexual cookie predator.

We'll keep you updated as more of this scandal surfaces. Until then, stick with Greeny News.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:58:57 25/03/2015 by StriderSwag
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523
#2 Posted: 23:55:10 25/03/2015
you twisted my words I said "I already did" this is why i hate the media
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#3 Posted: 23:56:17 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
you twisted my words I said "I already did" this is why i hate the media



The media is right and this is a BIG story. Everyone needs to know you have a kinky kookie fetish.
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3860
#4 Posted: 23:58:35 25/03/2015
wat da hek
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#5 Posted: 00:00:25 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: skylandersspyro
wat da hek


The world needs to know the truth. The truth will set all of us free. Hopefully she'll be banned for harassment and spend her life in jail because of the terrible things she did to those poor, innocent baked goods.
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523
#6 Posted: 00:01:47 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: skylandersspyro
wat da hek


The world needs to know the truth. The truth will set all of us free. Hopefully she'll be banned for harassment and spend her life in jail because of the terrible things she did to those poor, innocent baked goods.



But they consented??
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#7 Posted: 00:02:49 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: skylandersspyro
wat da hek


The world needs to know the truth. The truth will set all of us free. Hopefully she'll be banned for harassment and spend her life in jail because of the terrible things she did to those poor, innocent baked goods.



But they consented??



You never said they did. This is a capital crime, you sick monster. I'm taking you to the Supreme Court for violating my 3rd Amendment rights!
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8443
#8 Posted: 00:03:41 26/03/2015
Thin Mints are gay.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#9 Posted: 00:04:20 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
Thin Mints are gay.



I assume you mean the Olde English form, which means happy.
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523
#10 Posted: 00:04:23 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StriderSwag


The world needs to know the truth. The truth will set all of us free. Hopefully she'll be banned for harassment and spend her life in jail because of the terrible things she did to those poor, innocent baked goods.



But they consented??



You never said they did. This is a capital crime, you sick monster. I'm taking you to the Supreme Court for violating my 3rd Amendment rights!



oH IM SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SPOKE COOKIE AFTER LIVING ALONG THE BAKED GOODS FOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#11 Posted: 00:22:47 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TheFlyingSeal



But they consented??



You never said they did. This is a capital crime, you sick monster. I'm taking you to the Supreme Court for violating my 3rd Amendment rights!



oH IM SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SPOKE COOKIE AFTER LIVING ALONG THE BAKED GOODS FOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG



EXCUSE YOU I WAS EMBEDDED IN THEIR WAR

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TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523
#12 Posted: 00:34:05 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StriderSwag



You never said they did. This is a capital crime, you sick monster. I'm taking you to the Supreme Court for violating my 3rd Amendment rights!



oH IM SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SPOKE COOKIE AFTER LIVING ALONG THE BAKED GOODS FOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG



EXCUSE YOU I WAS EMBEDDED IN THEIR WAR

[User Posted Image]



This is obviously photoshopped, THERE ARE NO SPIDERS SURROUNDING YOUR PRESENCE
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3860
#13 Posted: 00:45:35 26/03/2015
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TheFlyingSeal



oH IM SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SPOKE COOKIE AFTER LIVING ALONG THE BAKED GOODS FOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG



EXCUSE YOU I WAS EMBEDDED IN THEIR WAR

[User Posted Image]



This is obviously photoshopped, THERE ARE NO SPIDERS SURROUNDING YOUR PRESENCE


lol!!1......
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