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Post Cheezy Jokes! [CLOSED]
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#1 Posted: 21:50:47 18/12/2014 | Topic Creator
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7080
#2 Posted: 22:11:49 18/12/2014
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#3 Posted: 22:45:00 18/12/2014
What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well berium.



I was going to think of a better chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon...
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3860
#4 Posted: 22:51:26 18/12/2014
what do you do when your sittin on the potty
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
gillgrunt987 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7379
#5 Posted: 23:07:14 18/12/2014
I'm reading a book about helium

And just can't put it down!
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I can survive scalding hot coffee and being whipped for 24 hours a day. Digestive biscuits or riot.
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8936
#6 Posted: 23:18:00 18/12/2014
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Well, you did say cheezy.
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#7 Posted: 23:26:20 18/12/2014
-Knock knock

-Who's there?

-Orange

-Orange who?

-Orange you glad you didn't say banana?


The joke to tell in elementary school.
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#8 Posted: 00:34:27 19/12/2014
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I thought it was funny.
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8936
#9 Posted: 00:55:06 19/12/2014
So, sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman...

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman!
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
JCW555 Hunter Gems: 8532
#10 Posted: 01:02:46 19/12/2014
What adjective do Wisconsinites describe/use when things are good?

Cheddar.
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:04:19 19/12/2014 by JCW555
fairyland Emerald Sparx Gems: 3800
#11 Posted: 01:10:26 19/12/2014
This one is not a cheesy joke, but rather a sweet one!

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Stay Cool!
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#12 Posted: 02:30:01 19/12/2014
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This is cute~
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2628
#13 Posted: 02:56:02 19/12/2014
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!
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now its time to get funky
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#14 Posted: 04:53:12 19/12/2014
bubsy 3d

bubsy 3d
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#15 Posted: 04:57:28 19/12/2014
What was the name of the rich austronaut who liked coffee?
Starbucks
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Yoshicrashcart8 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#16 Posted: 21:05:32 19/12/2014
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One of them was aSALTed


What do you call crystal clear urine?
1080pee.


How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses
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smilie smilie smilie Dark element is best element. smilie smilie smilie
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8190
#17 Posted: 21:12:20 19/12/2014
If semp were a pie, he'd be Senpai.
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
icon from Empoh
JCW555 Hunter Gems: 8532
#18 Posted: 21:34:38 19/12/2014
Quote: Trix Master 100
If semp were a pie, he'd be Senpai.



Get ****ing out.
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#19 Posted: 21:39:00 19/12/2014
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Since everyone else is doing chemistry jokes…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7713
#20 Posted: 21:42:10 19/12/2014
Obama.
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8190
#21 Posted: 21:51:18 19/12/2014
Quote: JCW555
Quote: Trix Master 100
If semp were a pie, he'd be Senpai.



Get ****ing out.


Argon walks into bar, the bartender says "Get the hell out". Argon doesn't react.
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
icon from Empoh
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#22 Posted: 21:58:00 19/12/2014
Three men walk into a bar. The three all fall unconscious. Why didn't the fourth?

Becuase he walked under it.
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valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#23 Posted: 03:54:01 20/12/2014
so a priest, a rabbi, 4 orphaned children, the dalai lama, julius caesar, and literally hitler walk into a gar bar
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