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Skylander Stories
Sine November 17, 2014

Stories:

Gals Night Ouch!
Part 1: Vivacious Vikings 11/17/14 - Post 2
Part 2: Best Night Never 11/19/14 - Post 4
Part 3 Farm Harm 11/20/14 - Post 5

Bills to - Hey! 11/22/14 - Post 6

Gatoraid!
Part 1: The Fall 11/22/14 - Post 7


Skylanders & Posts They're On (Alphabetical Order):
(Bold means they were a main character of the story)
Chill - 2, 4
Countdown - 6
Gill Grunt - 4
Head Rush - 2, 4, 5
Ninjini - 4
Punk Shock - 2, 4, 5
Snap Shot - 7
Swarm - 7
Torch - 2, 4, 5
Wallop - 5
Wrecking Ball - 7

Gals Night Ouch!
Chapter 1: Vivacious Vikings

*on group call*
So…where should we go tonight?
Um…
Hm…
What about that new restaurant that’s like 2 blocks from my house?
I heard that a Viking serves the food there…aren’t they a little…mad?
Eh, it’ll be fine. I heard they have great food though.
Hm…alright, I guess we’ll meet there to eat. See ya there!
Okay!
Alrighty!

*at restaurant*
Wow…is Vivacious Vikings really the name of the restaurant?
Sounds a little corny.
I know right! Oh well, let’s go in.
*all 3 enter restaurant*
Hello!!! Welcome!!! How many are there!!!
Umm….3…*whispers to Torch* I told you we shouldn’t have gone here…
*whisper back* Sorry…
Okay!!!! *takes them to table* Sit on down!!! *throws them in seats*starts to walk away*
Um…menus please?
*turns back around* Don’t rush me!!! *throws menus at them*
*all 3 girls read menus trembling*
F-fried chompies?...
G-g-grilled greebles?...
All this food is terrible! That’s it, we’re out of here!
*girls run to exit*
Stop right there!!!
*all 3 stop*
Oh man, oh man…
*grabs Punk Shock by collar* You………….can you take me with you guys?
What?
Yeah…no one’s coming in and my husband won’t be back for the next couple of hours, so…can you take me to, you know, go have a night out with you gals, have fun?
*girls whisper to each other*
…Welcome to gals night out!
*all cheer*

TBC

Very good, please continue.

Gals Night Ouch!
Chapter 2: Best Night Never

*walking out of restaurant*
Oh this is gonna be so fun, where are we going first?
Well, to another, better restaurant first of all…no offense.
Oh…no no, it’s fine. *wipes tear off cheek*
Hm…let’s go to Gill’s Cuisine!

*all 4 walk into Gill’s Cuisine*
Hello! Is it 4?
Yep!
Okay! *grabs menus*takes them to table*walks away*
*all look at menu*
This all looks so great!
*taps foot*
I know, it’s all well cooked and smells great from here!
*hits head against wall*
Nothing better than it!
*growls*
*walks up* Okay, can I get you started with some drinks?
I would like –
Hey scale-back! How about you have the decency to wear some pants, yeah?
Did you just call me…a SCALE-BACK?!?! *steam comes out of ears*kicks all 4 out of restaurant*
Heh-heh…sorry…it’s a chef vs. chef conflict thing yeah?
*all 3 look at her grumpily*

*at salon*
Oh hey Chill! What color would you like to get your hair dyed to tonight?
Hm…um…well…let’s see…err…hmmm….
Gah just pick already!!! It’s not like you have much hair in the first place!!!
*eyes tear up*runs out of salon*
Wait, come back Chill! Dangit Headrush, Chill is sensitive! Ughhh come back!

*at Vivacious Vikings*
Yeah, you should go back now. Chill won’t answer our calls and we can’t find her. Goodnight, Head-
Wait! If I show you something that is totally awesome, will you give me another chance?
…*sigh* Fine.
*Sits in driver’s seat*starts driving*
Wait, where are we going?
Ah, you’ll see.

TBC

Gals Night Ouch!
Chapter 3: Farm Harm

*driving in car*
Please, tell me exactly where we’re going!
I said you’ll see!
We don’t trust you! Why are we going out of town?!
*sigh* Fine. You know that field of Bog Hogs outside of town?
Don’t tell me we’re going there!
Aye, we are, and I’m gonna take some, so I’ll have better food for my restaurant!
But it’s like super illegal to take them!
I’m not taking them – I’m killing them, and taking their meat!
*faints*
Gah, you see what you do!
Geez, I’m only taking like 60 of them!
60?! I think that’s how many of my friends you’ve scared or upset because you’ve done it a lot-
Hush, we’re here! *pulls on curb*pulls out knife* I’ll be back in like…3 hours!
Dammit, did you ask for a girl’s night out just for this?!
Um….
GAHHHHH!!!!! *jumps out of car*tackles Head Rush*
No hush- *falls*drops knife and watches it roll*
Bog Hogs: *look at knife for a couple of seconds*…..*charge at Head Rush and Punk Shock*
*2 girls start to run*
You see what you do?!
No, you see what you do?! It’s all your fault and you know it!
I’m sorry! It’s just, when you and your friends said that my food was terrible, it made me want to get better food for my customers!
Well you sure made it a heck of a lot better! *sarcasm*
Well I guess our only option is to fight now! *turns around and charges* Yahhhhh!!!!!
???: STOP!!!!! ALL OF YOU, COME BACK! *whistles*
Bog Hogs: *stop*huff*turn back around and all go back*
Is that…
???: Head Rush?
Wallop! *runs to him*hugs* You see Punk Shock, this is my husband. Wallop, what are you doing here?
Oh, ya see, when I said I’m going to be doing a part-time job on the weekdays, I meant working on this farm. The farmer is paying me by giving me Bog Hog meat to serve, so we won’t have crappy food for our restaurant!
Oh my goodness, this is great! Isn’t it, Punk Shock! Punk Shock? *sees car skid across road and drive away quickly*…..Oh. Well…how are we supposed to get home?
By Bog-Hog-Back! *jumps on Bog Hog and pulls Head Rush up on it*
What about your job? Don’t you work for 2 more hours?
I don’t care.
I see…so……are we going to eat this Bog Hog when we get home?
Yep.

The End

Bills to – Hey!

*in Countdown’s house*
*sigh* So many bills to fill out, if only I had hands.
???: Do you need a haaaaaannndddd???
Who’s there?!
???: *evil laugh*
Whatever. Okay, I need a pen.
???: Do you want me to PEN you to the wall???
Come out whoever you are!
???: You’ll have to find me! *evil laugh*
I don’t feel like it. Anyways, maybe I can just use a pencil-
???: Are you penSTILL not looking???
Okay this is stupid just come out.
???: You’ll have to find me! *evil laugh*
Okay fine have it your way. *looks around*
???: I’m in the living room, Countdoooooooowwwwwwnnnnnn. *evil laugh*
*looks around the living room*aims rocket around*
???: I can see your every movvvvveeeee. *evil laugh*
*aims at mirror*
???: Nooooo sillllllyyyy, not therrrrreeee. *evil laugh*
*looks under couch*
???: Not even there. *evil laugh*
*aims at walls*
???: Not there. *evil laugh*
*aims at roof*
???: No!
*stops*keeps rocket aiming at roof* Oh, so you’re in the roof huh?
???: Um….no?
*targets rocket* Give up, you’re under arrest, the police should arrive soon, I already called them.
???: …What if I’m over here-
No, you’re not over there.
???: …What if I’m over-
No no, you’re not.
???: …How do you know if my voice is coming from up there?
*fires rocket* *hears wince of pain*…Alright, it’s over, I’m calling the police for real now.
???: …I may still not be up there. *evil laugh*
*fires another rocket at roof*
???: Heh heh heh hehhhhhhh – okay I’m dying now. *dies*

The End *evil laugh*

Gatoraid!
Chapter 1: The Fall

*walking on sidewalk*
*taking Wrecking Ball for a walk* Ah, isn’t it nice to be out in the wilderness, Wrecking Ball?
We’re not in the wilderness, we’re in a smoggy city.
Aw, but it’s still nice buddy!
Whateves. *sniffs around*sees dragonfly* Oooh! *chases dragonfly*
Wait, come back! *chases after Wrecking Ball*
*still chasing dragonfly and slobbering*
Don’t go-whoa!!!! *slips in slobber and falls*unconscious*
*turns back around* Oh no! *jumps on Snap Shot and starts pouncing* Wake up! Wake up! Wake-
Do you need help over there?
Who are you?
I can help you and your friend there, he seems to be hurt, eh?
…STRANGER DANGER!!! STRANGER DA-
Hush! I’m just trying to help! I’m a doctor!
Oooooooooh!
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaah. *takes out paramedics kit*
Okay, so whatcha gonna do?
Um…
Well what?
DON’T RUSH ME!!!
Okay, geez!
Rah!!! *hits Snap Shot with hammer*
*screams*passes back out*
Whoops…sorry…I have a little bit of…anger issues…
Yeah, a little.

TBC