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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#1 Posted: 22:46:00 26/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Eruptor100
When i read "queen" in the title I thought...

DARK52 IS A GIRL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Quote: Dyno-Mite
I'm afraid I shall have to eat your soul and burn your body.


Quote: Eevee88
Quote: Windumup
Quote: whirlwind fan



STILL, SHEZ NOWZ TALKINGZ INZ GIFZ, SOZ WEZ HAVEZ TOZ APPRECIATEZ HERZ NEWZ DISCOVERYZ!

and I want to see if she has changed. I must say she seemed to grew up a bit



I act more "Mature " on forums.

Matureon confirmed!


Quote: gnarlytreesnex
Did you know... That most British people ate Chinese



Quote: kardonis
*slow claps*

Thank you Big Green for this wonderful topic derailment.


Quote: Skyhunter
GAHAHAHA! I TELEPORTED BREAD!!!!!!

Quote: Wild
remember wild? 12 times ripto'd, some say this old user is still lurking here today...good times...


Quote: CAV


"And here we examine the rare Vocloi, a species who's strange mating call is notoriously obnoxious to the human ear; though it has proven appealing for a select few."


Quote: AvatariDragon
I don't see the big deal about breasts, really. Guys have them too, they just aren't inflated. The only reason women have them is to take care of their children, and some women don't even use them for that anymore.


Quote: aran
Quote: CAV
Remember when aran was god?

i touched many children on this site.....


Quote: darkwolf
Achievement earned!

You screwed up: Get a thread locked by dark52.
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7713
#2 Posted: 23:21:14 26/08/2014
none of those are that funny
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4136
#3 Posted: 23:53:59 26/08/2014
The only one that made me laugh was the Gnarlytreesex one because he always makes me laugh.

And was that one by Avatari even supposed to be funny? Doesn't really seem like a joke.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8459
#4 Posted: 23:56:10 26/08/2014
The person who made me laugh the most was Rendar. On Whirled.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#5 Posted: 00:02:14 27/08/2014
Avatari has been noticed *sly grin*


Quote: awesomerockets
The only one that made me laugh was the Gnarlytreesex one because he always makes me laugh.

And was that one by Avatari even supposed to be funny? Doesn't really seem like a joke.



"Guys have them too, they just aren't inflated."
That's pretty much the only part that was supposed to be funny, and even then I was being serious.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#6 Posted: 00:13:02 27/08/2014
mine are in my guestbook
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#7 Posted: 00:53:25 27/08/2014
Quote: AvatariDragon
Avatari has been noticed *sly grin*


Quote: awesomerockets
The only one that made me laugh was the Gnarlytreesex one because he always makes me laugh.

And was that one by Avatari even supposed to be funny? Doesn't really seem like a joke.



"Guys have them too, they just aren't inflated."
That's pretty much the only part that was supposed to be funny, and even then I was being serious.



don't u think boobs are sexual organs?
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#8 Posted: 02:10:03 27/08/2014
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: AvatariDragon
Avatari has been noticed *sly grin*


Quote: awesomerockets
The only one that made me laugh was the Gnarlytreesex one because he always makes me laugh.

And was that one by Avatari even supposed to be funny? Doesn't really seem like a joke.



"Guys have them too, they just aren't inflated."
That's pretty much the only part that was supposed to be funny, and even then I was being serious.



don't u think boobs are sexual organs?



People have turned them into something that could be sexual, but their primary use isn't sexual.
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#9 Posted: 03:36:59 27/08/2014
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: AvatariDragon
Avatari has been noticed *sly grin*


"Guys have them too, they just aren't inflated."
That's pretty much the only part that was supposed to be funny, and even then I was being serious.



don't u think boobs are sexual organs?



People have turned them into something that could be sexual, but their primary use isn't sexual.



OMG

I wasn't even serious. I freaking know what they're used, trust me.
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4397
#10 Posted: 02:34:58 28/08/2014
Now I'm tempted....


[User Posted Image]


EDIT: The quote is kinda not needed of me being more mature, so..... [User Posted Image]
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:36:09 28/08/2014 by Eevee88
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#11 Posted: 03:06:10 28/08/2014
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: parisruelz12



don't u think boobs are sexual organs?



People have turned them into something that could be sexual, but their primary use isn't sexual.



OMG

I wasn't even serious. I freaking know what they're used, trust me.



Oh okay nevermind then I thought you were being serious I was like what xD
My apologies haha
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7713
#12 Posted: 12:21:04 28/08/2014
These are all from my Guestbook. Can someone help me fix the top one? smilie

Toynerd14]Stick it in her and pee.

TOYNERD CONFIRMED AN ALT


CONFIRMED CONFIRMED CONFIRMED

it's a South Park quote


YOUR FACE IS A SOUTH PARK QUOTE

Quote: Spyrobaro
Quote: DragonCamo
Apparently my "wife" is pregant with our 2nd child....hopefully she doesnt eat this one

pregant



Quote: Big Green
Quote: Samius
I don't know. I've never thought about it.

Concentrating on your fears is pointless. In life, you deal with problems as they arise, no big deal.


have you SEEN spiders


Quote: Matteomax
in the club like what up i got a ripto avatar



Quote: SPARXisAWESOME
i like egg thieves but

i don't think i understand their morals

like, stealing eggs

that's stealing baby dragons

stealing babies is not cool



Quote: HotDogAndZap
no offense but i dont trust you guys not to rape me


[align=center]Quote: zap18
Quote: Carmelita Fox
Quote: zap18



Explain what?



why it would be better with chinese people



RET IT GO, RET IT GOOOO!
THE CORD NELER BOTHERED ME ANYRAY



Quote: Spyrobaro
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
idc im bringing the 4th topic here bby

jesus christ taco what in the name of the devil's pink panties just came out of your word hole


Quote: DragonCamo
What a wonderful topic...I'll go burn my monitor now.
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#13 Posted: 21:56:57 28/08/2014
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: GothamLord
http://www.esrb.org/ratings/ratings_guide.jsp


Comic Mischief - Depictions or dialogue involving slapstick or suggestive humor


I think Skylanders just got a bit more magical...
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I- *shot*


Quote: hardcoreignitor
my dragons name is reimu-karaku the doomed slicer knight, he was founded by the dragon warriors of macabre who decided that they would christen good old desu-desaiii (his nickname of course) as a saint of the dragon knights of la cryma which is a magical land where elves have ten ears and did I mention zumo-sentaki (his new nickname) was a result of a genetic experiment totally not ripped off from comic books but from the fooooooooootur like Lucynia but oh no he has god powers and now he is primo-uno-cinque-sensei dragon, master knight of all the dragons!

Thanks for the inspiration Doomslicer, your emo-anime-fantasy persona helped me make this :)


"I swear when I see him again, I AM GOING TO STAB HIM WITH SO MANY SNAKES, EXCEPT I WON'T, BECAUSE MY SNAKE GUN. DOESN'T. WORK!!!"
"We seem to be losing pressure on level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!"
"Please refrain from foiling evil schemes, plots, and/or plans while inside the park. Foiling is strictly prohibited."
"Please beware for the spikes on the asteroid coaster! They are sharp! Really! We have to warn people about spikes! Like they won't notice the spikes! I mean, come on! The cars are nothing but spikes! Unbelievable! Wha...! Uh... My... my what is still on?"
"Please note that this ride is not safe for children under 12, or over 13. It is also not safe for 13 year olds."
"Remember for your safety please avoid-- as well as-- never under any circumstances-- as it is a living being and will bite your face off."
"Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, because there are tiny asteroids traveling at incredible speeds, hurtling through space. Keeping your hands and feet in the car won't prevent you from being hit, but our lawyers tell us we have to say it anyway."
"Please feel free to leave all valuables in your vehicle during your stay here at Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, as they will be perfectly safe. In no way will roaming bands of robots break into your vehicle."
"You ought to be ashamed of yourself! I'll be right over."
"Our use of [these trademarks] is probably illegal, which causes us to lose sleep at night just worrying about it."
"Water, earth, fire, air.
Long ago, the three books lived in harmony,
Then, everything changed when M. Night Shyamalan attacked.
Only Michael Dante DiMartino, Master of all three books, could stop him,
But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Four years passed, and the Internet has discovered the new Avatar, a waterbender named Korra.
Although her bending skills are great, she has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone, but I believe, Korra can save this show."
"You know I'd give you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open?" "That's no good, I already got a pair of shoes!"
"How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?"
"There's no such thing as too much paranoia, and forget I ever said it!"
"I'd love to not come, but I've already been uninvited to another party."
"We'll settle this like men: we'll sue him!"
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theuone Platinum Sparx Gems: 6184
#14 Posted: 22:49:56 28/08/2014
I've so got just the quote, straight from Merlin's Dragon book one, chapter 7 (might sound gruesome though)

"Who was it who warned, be careful what you wish for? Whoever they were, I'd like to crush them under a mountain of boulders. Tear out all their innards. Roast them over searing hot flames. And then ... I'd tell them they were right."

It's so true!
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Thanks to BlackWing116 for the Chimera drawing
Metaphorical phantom here, Blame everything lol.
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