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Corrupt a Wish
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1551 Posted: 04:24:02 04/11/2019
you are constantly full but still need to eat to survive

i wish i could get a job i want
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1552 Posted: 16:16:15 04/11/2019
you get the job you want, but the whole economic system is rearranged so that working in and of itself is useless

i wish i had more time on my hands
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7660
#1553 Posted: 15:44:07 26/04/2020
Granted, but now you're just holding a bunch of clocks and watches

i wish it was 2010 again
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1554 Posted: 16:26:47 26/04/2020
granted, but you still have to suffer through a global pandemic

i wish i could talk to all the animals and live in the forest
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7660
#1555 Posted: 21:12:30 26/04/2020
Granted, but you can no longer speak any human language

I wish I could summon the tub of ice cream I want that's in the freezer up to my room right now without having to move
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#1556 Posted: 22:21:55 26/04/2020
Granted, you summon the tub itself, not the ice cream.

I wish my luck was better.
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Soon.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7660
#1557 Posted: 22:34:32 26/04/2020
Granted, but your luck consists of only finding 4 leaf clovers

I wish Card B didn't exist
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
icedragon333 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6076
#1558 Posted: 17:12:33 28/04/2020
Granted, however, as the grantor did not know what that is, all card based games cease to exist as well.

I wish for an answer to the question "Was our galaxy a quasar in the past?"
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No.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7660
#1559 Posted: 22:02:58 28/04/2020
granted, but the question is answered in a language you'll never understand

I wish more people would play this game
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#1560 Posted: 03:25:56 29/04/2020
Granted, but so many people play it that it gets over-saturated to the point that people hate it.

I wish public duels were legal and socially acceptable again.
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1561 Posted: 16:17:04 29/04/2020
granted but they're exclusively yu-gi-oh duels

i wish i had a portal
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#1562 Posted: 23:08:39 29/04/2020
granted, you get one portal. but for a portal to work, you need two. so haha

i wish for a good sonic game
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Soon.
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1563 Posted: 06:30:52 24/05/2020
you get a good sonic game but its not published by sega and gets taken down via copyright strike a week later

i wish for no more wishes for ANYONE. we're ending this here
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#1564 Posted: 08:54:05 24/05/2020
Quote: Vespi
you get a good sonic game but its not published by sega and gets taken down via copyright strike a week later

i wish for no more wishes for ANYONE. we're ending this here



granted, someone named anyone can no longer make wishes

i wish pokemon sword and shield had functioning shiny odds
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Soon.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1565 Posted: 19:06:30 24/05/2020
granted, but they're so incredibly high that shinies are no longer interesting or valuable

i wish i had an animal that i could take everywhere
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1566 Posted: 08:50:53 25/05/2020
granted but it’s a pet rock

i wish wish wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1567 Posted: 17:39:48 25/05/2020
there is no way i can corrupt such a wish

i wish i could switch my hearing on and off
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1568 Posted: 18:45:05 25/05/2020
granted, but when you turn your hearing off, all your other senses shut down for a full week

i wish i had some good toast right about now
LeewweewoowheeH Gold Sparx Gems: 2325
#1569 Posted: 15:53:05 04/06/2020
you're allowed to feed the pigeons but they grow enormous and begin to feed on you

i wish i could stop drinking so much soda all of the time
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ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1570 Posted: 17:18:15 04/06/2020
you stop drinking soda, but forget about other beverages

i wish i could read minds
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1571 Posted: 08:36:04 12/06/2020
granted. have fun with the deafening noise in your skull of reading every single sentient mind in the planet at once smilie

i wish for a wet trout to get slappin with
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10125
#1572 Posted: 04:13:39 05/07/2020
Wish granted but the trout will be too rotten so good swinging motion will be disabled.



I wish to be virtuoso electric guitar player.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
LeewweewoowheeH Gold Sparx Gems: 2325
#1573 Posted: 06:29:12 05/07/2020
you are the greatest electric guitar player ever now but you play so many shows to the point of exhaustion that you now hate the electric guitar

i wish that i was able to be more open to talking about the things that are really important to me
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Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10125
#1574 Posted: 00:03:18 06/07/2020
Wish granted but the discussions about the important issues will consume all of your time and you'll eventually realize that all there is to your life is just that.

I wish I was a billionaire.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1575 Posted: 23:10:19 08/07/2020
granted, but the more established billionaires take your wealth before you can do anything with it.

i wish to go to the beach
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RainbowSkygirl Gold Sparx Gems: 2013
#1576 Posted: 20:22:06 18/07/2020
Granted, but it's cloudy and everything's covered in dead seaweed.

I wish I had a superpower
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Lurked moar since 2011 and I'm still not quite sure what I'm doing.
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1577 Posted: 06:50:52 19/07/2020
granted. you can explode once and then you die. have fun :^)

i wish for more popcorn
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1578 Posted: 20:11:54 19/07/2020
granted but there's no salt, butter, or toppings of any kind

i wish for clarity
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1579 Posted: 20:34:24 19/07/2020
that’s how i like it >:^)

granted. enjoy your free itunes copy of Clarity (ft. Foxes) by Zedd

i wish for calorie free ice cream
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10125
#1580 Posted: 21:57:53 24/07/2020
Wish granted but it is also ice cream that has no nutritional value at all and therefore every delicious serving of it you eat, more riddled with malnutrition your body becomes.

I wish to be 4 inches taller.
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#1581 Posted: 22:50:41 24/07/2020
Granted, the top part of your skull gets 4 inches taller, so now you have a dumb looking forehead.

I wish I would finally get my Shiny Manaphy.
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Soon.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1582 Posted: 23:12:04 03/08/2020
you get shiny manaphy, but everyone thinks you hacked it into the game.

i wish that i could tame a tiger and keep it as a pet.
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#1583 Posted: 23:58:26 03/08/2020
jokes on you, everyone will think it’s hacked anyway!

Granted, but the cost of raising a tiger is very expensive so it’s unviable to keep it.

I wish for a well paying, very easy job.
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Soon.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7660
#1584 Posted: 01:52:51 04/08/2020
granted but it's boring

i wish coronavirus never BLOODY EXISTED
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1585 Posted: 00:16:54 05/08/2020
granted, but we still have to go through the rest of the difficult stuff that has happened this year.

i wish everyone could have nice childhoods.
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7660
#1586 Posted: 22:55:26 09/08/2020
granted, but childhood lasted 5 years

i wish i could fly
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1587 Posted: 19:08:34 10/08/2020
granted, but you grow giant, gross-looking wings, which scare everyone away from you

i wish i could feel this energetic forever
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#1588 Posted: 22:09:52 10/08/2020
Granted, but the downside depends on how much energy you have at the moment;
-high energy means that you’ll suffer from insomnia, and your eyes will barely be able to stay open without being able to sleep. also, you probably won’t be able to relax often
-medium energy will have you in a constant state of “yeah, this is ok.” getting motivated for larger tasks will be harder
-low energy will just be torture

I wish for a cool hat.
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Soon.
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1589 Posted: 07:02:46 28/08/2020
huzzah! the gods have gifted you a legendary relic of infinite power; the Inverse MAGA Hat. blue with black text, it reads “KEEP RUSSIA MEDIOCRE NEVER”. wearing this hat grants the power to instantly decide the winner of any future elections, from something as small as what you and your roommates get for dinner to who the next prime minister will be half the world away.

but for every election you magically rig, something goes horribly wrong with it. you and your roommates wanted wendys? you get home and only your meal was missing from the bag. that prime minister you elected? the leader of the next global fascist regime and instigator of a nuclear holocaust. also everyone thinks you look extra stupid wearing it

have fun, chum!

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i wish for a good nights sleep and proper awakening at the right time
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 07:06:00 28/08/2020 by Vespi
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#1590 Posted: 01:48:20 31/10/2020
Granted - the days however are forever horrible and suck for you

I wish for the ability to make my own bread flawlessly
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ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1591 Posted: 17:40:50 07/05/2021
you can make bread flawlessly! unfortunately, you have become gluten intolerant

i wish i had healing/regeneration powers
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