darkSpyro

Granted - unfortunately your craft is useless to the world

I wish for a very fancy cup

Granted, but the cup is useless and has no bottom.

I wish for a green tie.

Granted, its a snotty green - its made of snot

I wish that everyone else was shorter than me

Granted but it's because you were on the rack.

I wish my stupid space bar would start working properly.

Granted but all the other buttons are broken

I wish the heatwave would go away

Granted but an ice storm hits.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.

Granted - you now have to work for exposure (goodbye paychecks)

I wish for more orange juice

Done. You get mandarin juice.

I wish to have more muscles

Granted, you now have two more tongues.

I wish for some better art skills.

Granted - you're only slightly better at performing arts

I wish for financial stability for all of my life

Granted, but it's because your life ends.

I wish for a Zelda BOTW sequel in 2019.

Granted but it's terrible and kills the series

I wish for socks that can keep my feet warm without burning them

Granted, but they are powered by radiation and you die of radiation poisoning.

I wish for Ridley in Smash 5.

Granted - he's a trophy

I wish for World Pirate Day where everyone gets to dress as a pirate with no judgement

Granted but it's only as Captain Hook from Once Upon A Time: https://desertleather.com/imag...oat-800x800.jpg

I wish for the worlds biggest Amiibo collection.

Granted, all amiibo in the world turn to dust except one, low quality one that doesn’t work that you own.

I wish for better luck when hunting shiny Pokémon.

Granted, you find tons of shiny Pokemon, but you kill them all on accident.

I wish for E3 to lower their age limit, and for me to get a pass.

Granted but now the only games shown are for children under the age of 5 and your pass has a hidden condition where you have to look after them all

Quote: undeadmaster

Granted but it's only as Captain Hook from Once Upon A Time: https://desertleather.com/imag...oat-800x800.jpg

Oh ho ho, I have NO PROBLEM with that eyyyy

I wish tables would move their legs out of the way so your toe wouldn't hit them

Granted, but they move up and the table falls on you.

I wish for Pikmin 4 to come out on the switch this year.

Granted, but it sucks and puts Nintendo into bankruptcy.

I wish for a cool hat.

Granted. You now have an ice cube on your head.

I wish to be a bluebird for a day.

Granted, but you are a baby bluebird and if you want to eat you have to eat bird vomit.

I wish for the ability to time travel.

Granted - every time you travel in time you set off a butterfly effect and if you mess up even the slightest you'll kill yourself in the process.

I wish my waifu was real and we love eachother.

Granted but they only exist for one second and after that you don't find anyone to love you back ever again.

I wish for MORE RABBITS

I can't believe this game is still going! rip dimitri<3

granted but they're all feral vampire rabbits

i wish it would rain forever

Granted but it rains so hard everybody drowns except you and you're the last person alive as you watch everyone you love die a slow and painful death.

I wish Yuuka Kazami would show up and kill me in my sleep.

Granted but she messes up and kills your doppleganger instead.

I wish I was never tired.

granted but they all belong to and worship me

i wish i had a bowl of pot noodles

Granted, but they're way to spicy.

I wish I had a giant mecha friend.

Granted, but they're clumsy and you have to pay for all the property damage.

I wish for a slice of cinnamon toast.

The toast is poisonous.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but your fur is so fluffy you can't see.

I wish that teachers who are passive aggressive could learn to communicate more clearly.

Granted but due to difficulties in production it is now a trap hentai where Shrek, Fiona and Donkey are in a love triangle whilst everyone else references the Fortnite dance every ten seconds and Gene from the Emoji Movie is a major character who gives emotional support to an existentially depressed Shrek through memes. Adam Sander makes cameo appearances as three different characters throughout the entire movie.

I wish the Legend of Zelda lore is canon to our own world (Earth) and we are living in the aftermath of Link's various adventures.

Quote: Buchi

Granted but due to difficulties in production it is now a trap hentai where Shrek, Fiona and Donkey are in a love triangle whilst everyone else references the Fortnite dance every ten seconds and Gene from the Emoji Movie is a major character who gives emotional support to an existentially depressed Shrek through memes. Adam Sander makes cameo appearances as three different characters throughout the entire movie.

I wish the Legend of Zelda lore is canon to our own world (Earth) and we are living in the aftermath of Link's various adventures.

Granted. Everyone now has 3 different sets of memories and all go insane.

I wish Octopath gets a really good sequel.

It's absolutely perfect in every way possible but sadly doesn't reach any form of mainstream popularity at all, so obscure that only very few copies are available even at launch. Since it for some reason doesn't get released on the eShop physical is the only way. You proceed to spend your entire life searching for this holy grail until you are on your deathbed, your memories of missed opportunities you let slide because your quest was more important flashing before your eyes. You never find a copy of Octopath 2.

I wish for eternal happiness and to never become saddened or depressed in my life ever again.

Granted, but you're the only one who ever feels this way.

I wish that governments actually worked properly to help their citizens.

Granted, but the market no longer functions.

I wish to know where all the missing socks go.

Granted, but you're never allowed to wear socks again.

I wish I could have a giant mech.

Granted but you cant operate it in any way

I wish for the weather to be PERFECT

granted, but perfection is subjective, so it's blizzarding

i wish i could shapeshift

you can only shapeshift into a pear but you cant change back. pearboy

i wish i could get more quality sleep without being late to anything

society has changed into a paradise where everyone can live on their own schedule, but humans have integrated with alien life

i wish i could have an animal i can take with me everywhere

thats an improvement on my wish ngl

- - -

you get an animal you can take with you anwhere. its a piranha and it doesnt have a tank

i wish i could eat thousands of calories without gaining weight

Granted. Instead of gaining weight, you lose a pound of weight per calorie.


I wish for a turkey.

granted, the entirety of turkey is dropped on top of you

i wish to have 2 wishes

You get 2 wishes, but you can't wish for the shiny Manaphy.

I wish for everyone here to get good wishes.

everyone gets good wishes but immediately wants something better afterward

i wish i was never hungry